In this hypercapitalistic snail society, big time investors hold all the power to make or break your product (and as a result, make or break YOU). It’s the big day, and as one of the most innovative Disruptors of your generation, you’ve got a meeting with the Big Boss - but you may have fudged some numbers and need to gather a bit more investment money before you can make the big sale. On the elevator ride up to the big guy’s office, give your best “snailevator pitch” to win over the smaller investors you meet along the way, secure that last bit of funding, and crawl your way up to the top of this snail race economy. But don’t worry - with your computer companion S.N.A.I.L. (Sales Network AI Library) helping with your pitches, you’re sure to impress them all… right?